Friday, December 21, 2012
The Mayans Just Stopped Writing in Stone Is All
Ashton filed for divorce from Demi.
An Olympian revealed her life as a hooker to make money. Hey, whatever floats your flotilla. Can you imagine her johns saying, "I effed an Olympian."
Thoroughly brain dead from this year, Dish has started a new 500-piece puzzle featuring cartoon animals in the jungle. I've eaten three pieces of chocolate, some actual food.
Cannot wait for a big event next year: Kim Kardashian's movie debut in Tyler Perry's Temptation. She is AMAZING -- Kim, I mean.
And now, I will go into a coma for about a week.
Posted by Dish at 7:22 PM