Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Madge You're Soaking In It

My massage therapist told me I'd be a great "hand model." The dim lighting covered the age spots but what the hell! I'm going for it!

Dish's Imaginary Boyfriend from 20 Years Ago Jon Tenney is in court with ex-wife Teri Hatcher to have a judge decide custody of their daughter for the holidays. This is the sanest thing possible when you're not buddy-buddy with the ex. Whoever gets her for Christmas WINS!

Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson might be together again (thought he was gay), Courtney Love is wobbling into furniture again, and OMG Bret Michaels might have slept with Miley's mom. I want evidence. Oh wait, no I don't.

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