Sunday, November 14, 2010

Oh, Thank Goodness!

Jessica Simpson got engaged within days of her ex-husband Nick Lachey. It's always important to do better than your ex and upstage him/her. Jessica gets to show him that she's moved on (tho think she's the one who dissed him). In a similar vein, fresh from being cheated on, LeAnn Rimes's ex got engaged. Not a second to spare in the Game of Life.

John Travolta flew his ass to Australia to celebrate Qantas until he heard his wife Kelly Preston went into labor. I hope he's back in time to tell her--quietly, as this is a Scientology birth--to Push! Maybe since no one's watching, Kelly could sneak in a scheduled C-section or big ole epidural to minimize the discomfort. Random question: Is there any "science" involved in "Scientology?" At least my religion "Damonetics" has to do with furthering the cause/teachings of Matt Damon (I'm just one of the Elders. The High Priest is Dishfriend).

And now, just because it's the kind of song one needs to hear/watch over and over again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E46BhMIRujI, then listen to the fabulous Katy Perry's version, also gives one the shivers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE. Dish's second favorite Glee song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnYYb8RWVtY. Love all the Madonnas!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Loved the Spanish at the end of the Open Your Heart video! The male actor is very cute!!!

Dish said...

Indeed, v. cute and is well mannered and grown up in interviews. Three cheers for Cory Monteith to enjoy a long and vibrant career.