Thursday, March 24, 2011

Dish Is Sympathetic to Kate Middleton!

According to the tabs, poor Kate Middleton is having insomnia and panic attacks over her impending nuptials to Prince William. I know *JUST* how she feels. It's okay, Kate (Ambien + Ativan = total relaxation). On the actual day you'll feel great. Plus, everyone else will be more nervous. The Prince will probably lose his sh*t. Oh, and something *will* go wrong--whether it's the messing up of names or a relative behaving like an ass. You can't escape it. Focus on your husband and your happiness.

Casting I Would Not Make: Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin and Ed Harris as John McCain for HBO's Game Change. I think it will suck. Stupid Move: It just goes to show that Charlie Sheen knows nothing about publishing. He dropped his book agent, Peter McGuigan, who got him a mere million for a book proposal. By the time book comes out, no one will care about Charlie Sheen. Good luck getting more! What Makes Me Giddy: Matt Damon has been cast as Michael Douglas's love interest in the biopic Liberace. Cannot wait to see them make out!

My friend M**** will be ecstatic to hear that Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth might be on the rocks. Dish is not into blonds, so never got the appeal.

Watching The Four Seasons starring Alan Alda, Len Cariou, Carole Burnett, Bess Armstrong, and Rita Moreno: Lots of man-teets and chicken legs.

2 comments:

DM said...

Dish had a perfect (and perfectly happy) wedding!

Dish said...

I did, it's true. Thank you, DM!