@dishuponastar

Last night's Simon Le Bon dream. We didn't click! Mostly cuz he didn't believe I got into DD when I was 5 (more like 14). Prick!

Looking at DD's Milan pics. Disappointed they wear sunglasses inside. Hate that!

Ha! DD member I never swooned over--Simon (and Andy). Realized, esp. in this pic, HE LOOKS LIKE DISHBROTHER! Ergo Simon + Dish = RELATED!

Scoop: TG doesn't like Hugh Grant. Agree he's shticky but heart About a Boy and Bridget Jones. Hugh = chick flick actor.

Exercised and ate burger/chocolate covered almonds/2 servings of Tostitos. Damn you, TG, for being human garbage disposal AND thin.

Orgasmic--Julia Roberts joined Twitter! Hasn't Tweeted yet. She doesn't have anything better to do so WTF.

Even though probably insane, Alec nails it sometimes: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alec-baldwin/alec-baldwin-charlie-sheen_b_834847.html.

Must sh*t or get off pot.