Friday, March 18, 2011

I Wish I Lived in Austin Two Nights Ago!!!

And not just to spy on its residents (i.e. Sandra, Jesse/Kat, Lance, McConodeodorant). Finally, a critic who understands the majesty of Duran Duran. http://music-mix.ew.com/2011/03/17/duran-duran-sxsw/Please, Duran Duran, come to NYC. Dish doesn't want to go to Foxwoods. Can't since it's sold out. Plllleeeaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzz. I've spent soooo much $$$ on you. Let me spend more!!!

Big couple breakup: Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas. Will the lambs stop screaming? She may have moved on to someone else. Does she thinks hearts have 9 lives? Couple makeup: Billy Ray Cyrus withdraws divorce filing--prematurely? Phew, now Miley can have a normal upbringing.

Charlie Sheen keeps adding shows to his "tour." Remember when a frail Michael Jackson was going to do his tour This Is It? Dish can't help seeing scary parallels. My punishment for this negative thinking is that I ate Israeli couscous, which TG laughingly said contained gluten. Back on Julia diet. Looking forward to being skeletal!

In scary trash: Charlie's ex ho faked her suicide attempt. Very sad. She needs to take up knitting. So much more useful and fun. Dish could give lessons. This next season of Celebrity Rehab will be epic. I hate giving Michael Lohan any attention but he's a fantastic BS spewer and fame-whore--better than his daughter.

TG's driving--is like how one dances to Rock Lobster. Really fast, then really slow. Stop suddenly, burst of energy, stop again at the last minute. Dish drove partway home, but husband got all frowny faced. Gave him back the wheel and he glowed again. Though, should have never come home from Honeymoon. Immediately got sh*t upon, but Dish will have her revenge. The B*tch is Back!

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