Monday, September 05, 2011

Happy Labor Day!

Lauren Bush married David Lauren, so now she can be Lauren Lauren. If I changed my first name to Duran and TG his last name to Duran, I could officially be Duran Duran. Let's make it happen!

I was starting to get the shakes over the lack of reports on whom Gerard Butler might be nailing. Hardly a day goes by when his beer-sweat washes up on female shores. But thank goodness, he might be banging 300-style canoodling with Eddie Cybrian-ex Brandi Glanville. Good for her! Gerard is always there to pick up the pieces of broken hearts everywhere.

Adele admits to puking a lot before a performance. Dish is waiting for a performer to admit to having it come out the other end. The closest was Sean Hayes saying that he had to poop before shooting episodes of Will & Grace. I guess nervous diarrhea is not as sexy/romantic/dramatic/Jersey Shore-kewl as nervous vomiting.

This might arouse TG's paternal ire but Snooki is hinting at getting married.


Anonymous said...

No thoughts on the first episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night? I ask only because I didn't catch it either except for bits and pieces-mainly because I could tear myself away from watching Kate Gosselin throw an apparently fatigue induced temper tantrum.

Dish Upon a Star said...

Thanks for inspiring today's post, Anonymous. Now I have to check out that Kate Gosselin. I have fatigue induced tantrums ALL THE TIME and SADLY it's never caught on camera.