You'd think Canada would want to air the biggest dumb-fest of them all aside from the American Music Awards and the Grammys. The VMAs might have Nudity and Lesbian Kissing and Interrupting Atonal Singers and lots of Bleeping. Please, Lord? I want my VMAs. Oh wait, there's Hulu. I can watch it later.
Back to really serious news: The second in command of that terrorist group I won't name because I don't want to be on anyone's radar has been killed...again. We are just THAT good at killin'. This brings me to news coverage. We've seen so much Anderson Cooper on the news and it struck me, he could have taken his inheritance and blown spit bubbles for the rest of his life. Instead, he goes into hurricanes and earthquake devastation and gets the job done. A big hats off to all journalists who regularly display big hairy ones when the going gets tough.
Chaz Bono is going to be on Dancing with the Stars.
That is all. Pray that by tomorrow, I will be home.