Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Donna Forever

Finally. A break from deleting emails urging me to add inches to my penis. Then I get the ads for Viagra and Xanax, which I desperately need. Like many, I enjoy dulling my senses naturally with excessive television (though I clean up cat vomit and knit mohair villages at the same time).

Tonight I'm reminded how much I enjoy Tori Spelling. On 90210, she was consistently warm and never gave up the goods to horny Brian Austin Green until she was ready. Her Lifetime movies have been excellent (Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?) and she was so loveable in Trick. Fame born of fierce nepostism aside, I mostly adore how odd she looks, kind of like Steve Buscemi. I have to watch and support.

Tori & Dean is standard Hollywood couple reality show and I sense fakery, but I'd like to believe.

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