Friday, June 27, 2008

Hags in Hell

Dish knew Madons and Guy Ritchie would split eventually. He's too bleh (though probably genius). Madonna's got several million watts of erg in her little pinkie. More power to her as she glosses over any trauma with a new world tour and Timberlake in her back pocket. Just as Morgan Freeman says to Renee Zellwinkle in Nurse Betty, she doesn't need the guys (at least not legally).

My over-forty-scorned-female sympathies go out to Heather Locklear who is now in rehab for anxiety and depression. Life can just blow, especially if you were tabloidally linked to David Spade (he funny on SNL tho and stint as a hotthrob in Lost & Found hilarious!). Would that her peak is still to come after brilliant times as a bitch on Dynasty and Melrose Place. I see the rise of a new Morgan Fairchild once she's regained her footing...

Hags rule!

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