Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Busted, Booked, and Back to Normal!

What is up with the ne'er-do-wells? Samantha Ronson arrested for DUI (Doesn't she look happy?). Redmond O'Neal arrested for heroin and pot possession. I should be arrested for the number of nail polishes I own and never use. I wonder what Lindsay Lohan thinks about all this...

The most important news yet is that 80s supermodel Linda Evangelista--known mostly to Dish for dating Kyle MacLaughlin who looks exactly like her--wants 46G a month in child support from Salma Hayek's Gingie Husband Babydaddy. What would I do with that kind of money? I'D GO SEE DURAN DURAN ON TOUR THIS FALL! Trying to decide if I should go to multiple dates: Philly, Atlantic City, D.C. and NYC. Have never done that. Voice of reason: I have other responsibilities. But is it every day that my heroes tour? And how could I deprive TG of the joy of seeing them live? Will Simon's voice last?

Oh yeah, and Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords (not Kathy Griffin, TG) cast her vote in the whole debt wall-to-wall glass houses ceiling bill. This, in fact, is the best feat of all. Bravo, Gabs!

The Bachelorette, Ashley Hebert (castoff dental student from The Bachelor) has waded through her issues and decided she wasn't too career focused and has chosen her man: http://abc.go.com/watch/the-bachelorette/SH5556990/VD55137383/week-10-part-1. See the episode because I sure won't. After The Bachelor heartbreak, I can invest in another couple.

4 comments:

susan said...

Ashley is a dental student at Penn! Not a dental hygienist. Poor little thing. Even Dish dumps on her.
On another note, too bad DD isn't playing Boston.

Dish said...

She's feisty and has survived The Bachelor. I give her a lot of credit but if I'd watched, I would have gotten too invested.

DD is playing in Boston! I forgot to add that to the list?

susan said...

she was an awful bachelorette(whatever that means,) but I felt bad that you thought she was a hygienist! (I didn't get very invested in this one.)
hmmm I have no idea is DD will be in Boston, but if they did, I thought that might lure you here for a weekend!

susan said...

early morning grammar issues