My pain also comes from not only the hype over The Bible miniseries produced by Survivor's Mark Burnett and
Full disclosure: TG and I have a nice apartment, but it's a pit. We are slobs. My cat is a slob. We blame it on the cat, but we are total pigs. I threatened to hire a cleaning person. Because TG is thrifty, he suggested I make a "chore" chart and whoever completes the most number of tasks gets a reward:
TG's reward: An extra date with my stepfather (fierce man-love)
My reward: I get to do a dramatic superior dance
I started my first task today, with TG dreamily reading his Proust, and realized: TG is not competitive in this arena. What does he care if he has to watch a superior dance? He's going to let me do all the chores and say, "How great, you win. You can do the chores every week."
Anyone have a great cleaning god/dess?