It cracks me up how celebrities issue statements about their breakups (Paris Hilton and Benji Madden). This is almost as monotonous as status updates on Facebook (though I can't help obsessively reading everyone's and updating mine every two seconds with something clever that has little to do with my real life). For once, I'd like a celebrity to issue a less glamorous statement: like to say she just farted a big mushroom cloud, or broke a nail recleaning her toilet because of OCD, or just that she is sitting quietly screaming in a dark corner for fun. So much more entertaining than news about revolving door relationships.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Meow Again!
It cracks me up how celebrities issue statements about their breakups (Paris Hilton and Benji Madden). This is almost as monotonous as status updates on Facebook (though I can't help obsessively reading everyone's and updating mine every two seconds with something clever that has little to do with my real life). For once, I'd like a celebrity to issue a less glamorous statement: like to say she just farted a big mushroom cloud, or broke a nail recleaning her toilet because of OCD, or just that she is sitting quietly screaming in a dark corner for fun. So much more entertaining than news about revolving door relationships.
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