
Big news in The Land of Young Rich Stars Who Don't Work: Ashlee Simpson filed for divorce from Pete Wentz. Then, the judge "remanded" Lindsay Lohan into custody because of theft. At his latest MSG concert, Prince (who doesn't live in or come from TLoYRSWDW) pulled Kim Kardashian onto the stage to dance with him and she did nothing. Dish would have danced so hard with The Purple One. Well, after I fainted from the ecstasy of seeing him up close. Kim's freeze might have been shock at his greatness.
My marriage gave me--I mean us--our 15 minutes of fame in the NYT, online and in print. Our notoriety got extended another 15 minutes recently and then in a couple weeks, Dish is being filmed again by one of her vendors. I'm starting to like this.
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