Friday, February 04, 2011

Theft, Death, Love Child, Promiscuity, Rejection!

All in a day's work for celebrities and their families. Yay!

I'm not sure how I missed it but--apparently and allegedly--Lindsay Lohan is not just a substance abuser but a jewel thief. What's next? Shooting a dog?

Former Enron President Jeff Skilling's son was found dead, prescription bottle, etc... Very sad.

I was just talking about Shaky-Camera Soderbergh and then an article in the Post about his having a love child--being slapped with paternity suit--while married to Jules Asner, though they might have been on a break. Relationships are complex.

Jake Gyllenhaal dating Carrie Mulligan? I'm getting so confused. He was just in Nashville having a "closure" talk with Taylor Swift, flirting with Camille Belle and attending the Globes with an ex-girlfriend.

Maybe the best piece of news, awful Dish schadenfreude, is that MTV nixed Lauren Conrad's new reality show about her working her own fashion line. She didn't seem to work on The Hills and she's been out of the limelight for a while. It's a shrewd move on MTV's part. To survive, you need more than a vapid stare and sparkling hair.

Misery: The Real Housewives of New York City delayed because of boring premiere. Now the Miami franchise is due in. Judging from the trailer--an even bigger freak show than Beverly Hills or New Jersey.

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