Thursday, February 23, 2012

Dear Diary: Popcorn Is Evil

I love popcorn but it doesn't love me. Just thinking about the fiber-rich snack makes my insides quake with fear. Milk Duds are my drug of choice. So why oh why did I eat a bag of popcorn yesterday? Then 4 Baci chocolates after a 2-day no sugar fast? And then another bag of popcorn? I am not a sixteen-year-old girl.

Never mind that. Something adorable happened recently and all of Hollywood is abuzz. Young heartthrob Zac Efron dropped his condom on the red carpet at the premiere of The Lorax. You know what this means, don't you? He has sex. Maybe with cartoon characters or men. If you want to stay in denial, you can imagine he fills it with water and throws it at the paparazzi.

Watch what happens when Selena Gomez drops a tampon...

6 comments:

HersheyKiss said...

Zacky has all the makings for being adorable, but he's being led down the wrong path by his people. He was on Ellen a few days ago, with his feet on her furniture, some stupid hairdo that looked like the electrocuted version of Woody Woodpecker ... come on, Zac, grow up and be a heartthrob. You can do it, I know you can! George Clooney sits with his feet on the floor like a big boy, and doesn't drop condoms or dildos around town. Have some class, Zac!

Dish said...

That's very douchy of Sac.

John Haracopos said...

Zac Efron is J.J.'s Teeny Bopper love interest -OMG He's so girly cute & sweet with boy bits! What could be better than that?????

Dish said...

It's true. He would be a beautiful girl.

Anonymous said...

Popcorn gives moi gas.

Dish said...

Moi aussi. Makes me feel old.