Thursday, November 20, 2008

Meow

You know that shoplifting actress (as if that's a novelty anymore)? Supposedly she ODed on Xanax while on a plane to London. The little boy's scared of flying. I can relate on that score and only blame her for being less than amazing in movies since Heathers. Haven't we all shoplifted and ODed? Well, I shoplifted four magazines once because I had no funds and Duran Duran was on the cover. At least I did excellent work during my periods of vice--except for the D in Physics. I don't blame the Britneys and the Winehouses for being batsh*t crazy as long as they're producing genius in tandem. If not, go take up oxygen on your own planet. How I long for the real Winona to re-emerge and steal some scenes back from Angelina, for Britney to bust some moves (as well as her sequined bikini) in concert, for Winehouse to fill that much-needed role as an original.

It's time to grow up.

2 comments:

John Haracopos said...

"WinnieOnna RideHer " is the hack actress of all time. "Heathers" sucked! She couldn't make a hit in porno if she was pretty & had a great bod. When John Mahoney said she looked like a pencil in "Reality Bites", he was speaking truth; like J.J.

Dish said...

Uck, I hated every second of "Reality Bites."