Sunday, December 06, 2009

What's Really Important

Dishbrother and I discussed tonight's Desperate Housewives. Tonight, a plane is flying into a house. It's not a big plane, which is disappointing--just one of those lame 2-seaters you throw at a cafeteria aide's ass (Dish threw spitballs). Someone is going to die. Dishbrother and I want Mike the Plumber to die. We hate that Susan and Catherine are fighting over this snoresville borderline OMP. Sadly, there's no one on the show we'd sleep with--especially now that Gale Harold is gone. I might do a sauna with Catherine but her character is a little too psycho--a direction I don't like. Catherine was the slicker, cuter, less botoxed-Bree. Now she's Fatal Attraction (bipolar?) and menopausal. Maybe she'll kill Susan, sweet justice for Teri Hatcher ruining my life twice (1. marrying Jon Tenney in the 90s 2. making-out with Gale Harold last season until he was saved by a near-fatal motorcycle crash).

A nice thing: TG's young nieces are into DH but they're too young to dissect the intricacies of the show.

3 comments:

HersheyKiss said...

Well, I think it's a given that Mona is pushing daisies. I think everyone will survive the Santa's Village accident, but it will put a spin on things ... say, for example, that Orson is seriously injured, so Bree simply can't go through with the divorce after all the kind things he said (plus, she's lose her standing in Fairview, Eagle State). That's my bet. And that on TOP of the Amazing Race (best show on television) finale. Plus a Walker family wedding .. and semi-tragedy .. wow! What a night!

DBSK said...

I'd do the plumber ; )

Dish said...

Hershey, you could WRITE the DH script though please bring back Gale Harold. And DBSK, it's a good thing DB is too important to read this blog, otherwise he'd be jealous!