So much news: Duran Duran Alert! John Taylor and Nick Rhodes are like Confucius, Dr. Freud and Dear Abby rolled into one. http://www.365gay.com/video/ask-the-celebrity-expert-duran-duran-im-afraid-to-move-in-with-my-partner/. Wisdom in under a minute, in-depth psycho-analysis and a personable speaking style. How could you not adore them?
Lindsay Lohan is doing jail time in her house. I have no words.
21,000 bottles Dan Akroyd’s Crystal Head vodka were stolen. Somewhere in the city, J.J. is crying.
Jennifer Aniston has a new penthouse apartment in the Village. Dish knows just where it is and where accidental walk-bys will happen on way to Magnolia Bakery. Welcome to the hood, Jen!
Mary Tyler Moore having brain surgery to remove benign brain tumor. You’re going to make it after all!
Tom Sizemore’s girlfriend has gone missing for the last couple months. Creepy. http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/11/tom-sizemore-megan-wren-disappearance-missing-girlfriend-police-missing-questioned/. Someone needs to make him into the villain in a Lifetime movie.
The Situation’s father has gone bananas publicly. He and Michael Lohan should rent a house together, get some strippers and whine about how important they are and how no one cares about them. Wa wa wa wa.
Rumors of Hugh Grant replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Now THAT would make me watch.
In the Words of Bon Jovi, “Have a Nice Day!”
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