The Mother of All Sundays

Brandon Davis is charged for coke possession within months of his brother, Jason, charged with heroin possession. Rich kids can make for pathetic adults. Though Brandon did call Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch," the slur heard round the world. Maybe use them as landfill?

So many TV opportunities tonight. Desperate Housewives, The Killing, Real Housewives of Orange County where Vikki announces the end of her marriage--big surprise considering she treats him like garbage.

Bridesmaids: It looks like the female Hangover with the overweight actress (Melissa McCarthy whom I love) being the one who farts and is all-around Farley-esque. Plus, allusion to food poisoning in trailer is predictable and Dish has grown weary of vomiting scenes. All seems cliche but will rent.

Re: Osama bin Laden sitting in his bathrobe watching himself on television, TG commented that this is what Dish often does. He got a smack.