Moral of The Reader: Older women are hot, even hotter if they do evil deeds. They can appear plain and wear puffy dresses, but under their bloomers they seethe with raw sexuality that yearns for dewy-skinned boys. Dangerous cougars also know how to bathe in murky waters and exfoliate. While there weren't enough naked Kate Winslet scenes, we do see her scrubbing a teenage boy, which has to be the apex of adolescent fantasies. Scrub, Fraulein, scrub!In other old lady news: Meg Ryan is allegedly having an affair with married man--as though this is noteworthy or even true. If bedding a studio exec will get her in another flick, I'm all for it. Maybe the exec's wife has severe back problems or hides her own intrigues (with the teenage gardener next door). Wasn't Meg cheated on throughout her marriage to Dennis Quaid? Why blame Meg? I would do the same thing except I'm not a big puta-nesca.
Dish took a walk along the Highline and finally saw the Sex Hotel. While holding hands with a sweet three-month-old baby girl no less. We witnessed no raunch, so we got manicures.
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