Saturday, August 15, 2009

Hammsome

I had an epiphany right before watching Coldplay dance around like fools on SNL. It’s funny when people flail their arms around to mask the inability to hit key notes. Most of what we see is the antithesis of talent. I rounded up remnants of failed “notes,” and destroyed them. Why keep what is less than excellent (note to self: get rid of all furniture)? Lucky for my night, a new and mysterious suitor contacted me from very afar. Ultra-long-distance-romance might provide the, let’s hope, short-term drama I need. If all else fails, Mad Men: Season 3 premieres tonight!

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