Monday, February 22, 2010

Around the Benz

I never liked Julie Benz in Dexter, though after seeing Conniving Housewives, I realized it was her CHARACTER I didn't like since she's an ACTRESS. As an ex-stripper with a heart of gold (and a penchant for the ladies), Julie breathes fresh air into DH and might be a love interest for Dana Delaney. There aren't enough pillow fights and gratuitous boob shots. Now that Dana's sane, she might be a little gay (all women are with a few mimosas and a trail of bad relationships with XYs). TG couldn't tear his eyes away from the screen. Stay tuned for Sapphic sparks next week.

The drama continues: Ryan Phillipe and Abbie Cornish split (because he's gay--that's pure conjecture).

Lastly, we've all been hoodwinked by Kevin Smith. What a coincidence: he gets kicked off Southwest flight for being fat--just in time for his movie Cop Out to hit theaters. At least he didn't release a sex tape, though Fatties have the right to film themselves having sex, too.

2 comments:

John Haracopos said...

Ryan Phillipe Is Not Gay!!

Why Does Dish Think That Everyone Is Gay??

Dish said...

I know my gays.