A quick break while the rice takes five hours to cook:Professional narcissist John Mayer put his appendage in his mouth, saying stupid things to get everyone's attention. Perez Hilton has taken aim and won't relent. It's petty, it's high school, it's homoerotic, it's made up of people who weren't breastfed.
Was John Edwards Babymama canoodling with Jeff Goldblum while with Edwards? Well, if you've got the frizzy hair and handband, flaunt it. (Whore!) I'd fancy Jeff too except when he rubs his spindly legs together and buzzes.
Dish viewed the last part of The Tudors, where funky singer Joss Stone plays Henry's fourth wife. She was really good! Who knew she could act? I was so worried she'd get her head cut off, but then Jonathan Rhys Meyers referred to her as his sister, and I was like, phew. Because I can't take the stress I went to my reliable source, Wikipedia, to find out what happens next for Hankipoo.
Ex-Prez Bubba got rushed to the hospital for chest pains and underwent a heart procedure. I'm eating brown rice tonight in the hopes that his arteries are soon unclogged. If things couldn't get more chaotic, TG is going to somewhere in the Northeast for 36 hours. How will Dish survive?
1 comment:
Duh--by watching television. Make sure to stop watching in time for your brain to return, as you give the impression that TG is very intelligent.
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