Weiners

Boring Reichen from The A-List was caught showing off his ding-dong on a webcam. GROSS! And now it's everywhere. That's no way to keep your star bright, unless you want a career in the gutter.

Charlie Sheen apparently killed in his Cleveland show. But you know, Dish lived in Cleveland and it's a seedy, messed-up town. Just Charlie's speed.

I did some investigating and was crushed to learn no Jennifer Aniston moving into my relative's building. Possibly Glenn Close, Alec Baldwin or Katie Couric. Alec Baldwin was super-nice and chatty.

Shedding tears (of joy!) that Glenn Beck's Fox show ending (due to low ratings). Now he won't be misusing the term "Progressive" anymore.

This is the funniest damn thing, especially if you love Helen Mirren and you watched When Harry Met Sally... over and over again like Dish did circa 1989, then 1993: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0247468f28/when-harry-met-sally-2-with-billy-crystal-helen-mirren.

And if you kind of love Sarah Silverman every now and then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqSwUoP1NK0.