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Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Where Is My Merch, @DuranDuran?
Many months ago, I signed up to be a Gold Member of the Duran Duran fan club. This means I get lots of free sh*t for only 70$. I'm supposed to get a letter from the band, certificate of Duran Duran awesomeness, a Nick Rhodes tongue depressor, Simon's speedo circa 2008, the witchy spell to conjure Roger Taylor's intensity, special John Taylor nose hair plucked from his coke days and laminated, and Dom's new CD. I want this sh*t.
Do I dare pull out the big guns and start obsessing over Spandau Ballet instead?
Oh wait! Apologies. Forgot that Mercury has been in Retrograde!