Last night's ceremony was a little snoozy but Dish made a few observations:
Sting's hair/beard = scary!
First "Oh My God" at the beginning of speech goes to Anna Paquin.
Bruce Springsteen was freakishly hot. To paraphrase a friend, I'd like to hire whoever worked on him.
Dish is so over Johnny Depp and his coolness.
Who seemed drunkest: Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore
Best hair shelaqued to the head: J.Lo
Who tickled our fancy: Ricky Gervais
Best Golden Globes: 1. Salma Hayek 2. Beyonce 3. Eva Longoria
Naturally luminous: Catherine Keener
Cecil B. DeMille speech: Am tired of these white boys, but Spielberg is articulate in a sea of dullards. Gotta fess up that Jaws is and will always be my favorite movie.
Upset: Colin Farrell winning for In Bruges, but he was amazingly brilliant in that little gem.
Most improved but still not there: Maggie Gyllenhaal. Loved the colors but the dress should have fit her body better. She looks ravishing in bold blues, teals, reds.
Kudos to Kate Winslet for her double win. She was armed to the teeth with a Holocaust movie, practically naked in every scene of The Reader, and reteaming with Leo. Can't beat them guns.
Best dressed for men: They all looked the same, i.e. boring! Though Dish wanted to mess up Simon Baker's hair. How cute is he?
Dish's pick for best dress: J. Lo. If you have to go to the Globes with your pale eel of a husband, cover yourself in gold, baby. I don't care what love handles came sliding out. She was gorgeous.
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