Monday, February 16, 2009

Armed and Dangerous

While contemplating Foucault and doing complex mathematics, I feel charged to confess my awe of Kelly Ripa's arms. I manage to watch Live with Regis and Kelly when home on weekdays, mostly for Kelly's witty improv. I've followed her from pudgy teen on All My Children to her now stick figuredness in bright dresses on Live. It's nice to see a skinny b*tch with brains. If I had three children, a job like hers, and a hot husband, my metabolism would skyrocket too. Her ferocious arms (minus tanning makeup) only add to her excellence. Just watch the show and notice when she's sleeveless. It made me run to the gym.

Now Dish is going to go play with her batwings.

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