Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Steven, Please Help Us

In a world covered in snow. One woman, Dish, is under the weather and blowing her nose into takeout napkins. Her fearless counterpart, Superman, is a little crabapple from work (undiagnosed ADD). What they need: Steven Seagal (cue big boots walking through a saloon door, shot of hideous long jacket) in The Glimmer Man. Can Dish rally, haul her cookies back out into the snow (read: Superman is bossy AND lazy), DVD in hand, for that one chance to help them both?

Steven, it's up to you.

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