Monday, August 17, 2009

Bradley Cooper Haiku

Nose slices butter
Winter dews glisten on trees
Are those gerbil eyes?

Aniston dumped for
Zellweger's chicken pot pie
Brad's super duper?

He may kill small rats
And make them rotisserie
Still, long may he reign

I think he's uggo
You love his muscled abs as
Winds fly through his pants

Oh Cooper's Pooper
Better than the average man's
If Clooney's absent

2 comments:

HersheyKiss said...

Just check out that grin, and imagine his chiseled chest, lightly dusted with blondish hair. Ahhhh!

Dish said...

I'm immune.