Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Farewell, Dear Tedward

He was the first politician Dish ever impersonated. When Ted Kennedy ran for president, I was moved to yell and point, delivering a potent message of democracy to my stuffed kitty Fluffy. I imagine it must have been tough to follow such formidable brothers but here's how it works in Dishland: Slow and Steady Wins the Race, Sweetheart. Survival gets a medal and--forgetting those flaws for a second--he did a lot of good for much longer. Goodbye, Senator. Thank you and blessings on your coming and going.

To ease this grief, I just learned Dishfamily has a MUCH-TOO-EXCELLENT view of the new all glass Sex Hotel where naked people gallivant, frolick and display numerous nasty curiosities for all to see. Dishfamily dinners are going to be so interesting from now on!!!

5 comments:

HersheyKiss said...

I'd like to be invited a Dishfamily event. I enjoy naked people and naked frolicking.

Dish said...

You ARE invited!!! Dishmama is the best cook in town.

md said...

HersheyKiss is definitely invited, but our view is not of the hotel. The glass building across the street harbors condos and no one has moved in yet. It may be that the effect will be the same, however. In the meantime, Ms. Dish needs to get up and go to the Highline, where the hotel actually is. There are surely lots of celebs walking along it, if only to be spotted there. It's the place to be--not Duane Reade.

HersheyKiss said...

Merci, md, you're the best! I look forward to it on my next trip north.

Dish said...

Dish is going to the highline tomorrow so will convince Dishfriend to do some spying.