Sunday, August 02, 2009

I am struck...

...by severe lethargy. Must work and straighten hair but all I can do is watch some silver fox narrate "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel. Sand sharks = scary and ugly. Great White sharks = sexy but deadly, like dating. Lemon sharks = dangerous but I'm not impressed since they make me think of dessert: lemon bars, lemon meringue, lemon with coke. Alas, instead of absorbing the information, I'm singing my lyrics to Jaws. Greater than my lethargy is my musical genius.

In other news: Madonna, the Jonas Brothers, Lindsay Lohan, Halle Berry, the Beer Summit, poopy doopy, G.I. Joe, Funny People same old same old, Julia and Julie, blah di blah, schmoopy goopy.

5 comments:

md said...

An online advert popped up with the blog. It was the "Online Jobs Journal." Are you becoming a celebrity yourself?

Dish said...

Oooh, cool! Yes, I'm a celeb. AND I WORE (STOLE)YOUR SHOES TODAY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HersheyKiss said...

Me thinks that a trip to points south does a body good. Our door is wide open!

Dish said...

If I weren't traveling every five seconds this summer, I would come down! We know I'm like Guinness and don't travel well. But I heart the south and you and HersheySideKick!

HersheyKiss said...

HersheySideKick insides that you buckle your safety belt, get your luscious tush here, and enjoy some sweet tea on our veranda. I have the hushpuppies in the deep fryer.