Thursday, August 13, 2009

Quelque Choses

Dish n'a pas beaucoup to say this evening. Je mange le Chinese food et apres, mon head va hitter mon pillow. A propos les celebrites, mon inspired thought of the jour est: Gerard Butler est becoming the Jude Law of 2006, i.e. Overexposed et il fait too many movies. Mon sweaty greasy beer boyfriend doit taker un break et smeller les roses. Prends heed, Gerard.

Dans les stars romances: Je can't figure out si Bradley Cooper couche avec Jennifer Aniston ou le Renee Zell? J'aime Renee mais je think Bradley kills small animals pour fun. On peut dire aussi que Bradley aime beaucoup les thin girls. Est-ce qu'il aime Renee quand elle gain le weight pour Bridget Jones III cette year? Ou est-ce qu'il drop her like a hot potato? C'est pas pretty quand les skinny biches stuff leurs face avec les candy bars (mais je'd adore to regarder ca anyway!). Renee + les stomach rolls de fats = mon dream come true.

3 comments:

HersheyKiss said...

Bradley Cooper needs to explore the wonders of full frontal nudity. Often. In my house. As for Renee ... thank God she deflated those cheekbones. Perhaps she has mastered the art of swimming and no longer requires floaties.

Dish said...

Ewwww. I don't want to see Bradley's weiner. It probably contains a bio/chemical weapon--and not a good one!

HersheyKiss said...

Dish, I hate to argue with you, particularly when it's YOUR blog, but are you on drugs???? Look at this: http://blog.ctnews.com/meyers/files/2009/06/cooper.jpg

How could you not want to see the rest??

I heart Bradley Cooper. He can fire his weapon whenever he wants.

P.S. It's been such a hectic week that I haven't had the chance to share thoughts on Julie & Julia. Cute. I look foward to the Dish movie someday soon.