Cougar Sucess?

Naveen Andrews and Barbara Hershey have split after twelve years together. Cougar relationships are difficult to maintain (Sarandon/Robbins; Fiennes/Annis; Dalton/Redgrave; Madonna/Richie; Cher/Everyone). A successful cougar relationship: Maxwell Caulfield and Juliet Mills, who've been married for thirty years. There is a seventeen-year age difference. Their secret: She won't let him see her in curlers. Most cougars don't give a rat's behind.

TG has his own star reports. Today he informed me that Oprah was abused by an English bulldog during her upbringing in Alaska. Not surprised. Oprah has done everything. Yesterday, he claimed to have seen Meryl Streep at Le Pain Quotidien but when Dish tried to confirm it was a woman with a huge disjointed honker--not Streep.