Tuesday, May 04, 2010

I May Not Want Him Anymore, But No One Else Can Have Him!

F U, Charlize Theron! Just because you won an Oscar for playing a serial killer, you make interesting movie choices and lived in South Africa, doesn't mean you are allowed to DATE Keanu Reeves!!! HE WILL ALWAYS BE DISH'S! The only time I'd allow my Kee-Kee to date is if it's Sandra Bullock. She also starred with him in two movies and I'm sure she's a better kisser!!! I'll pretend I didn't hear about the two of you canoodling in Hollywood last night!!! Damn you and your perfect looks and blond hairrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


J.J. said...

Keanu Can have Charlize if he wants!! I'd actually like to bed both of them!

Dish Upon a Star said...

I hear you, bro.

Anonymous said...

Ugh to both of them.