The Wedding Planner: I've seen this so many times it's not a movie anymore--just shapes, voices, innuendo, penis knocked off statue, a mentally challenged Justin Chambers pre-Grey's Anatomy, Matthew McConaughey's thinning hair which is magically fuller for How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days, J.Lo's perfection, those little bitty bites she takes of her TV dinner, the slight girl-crush Dish develops each time on Brigitte Wilson-Sampras (whose husband also has thinning hair), the Judy Greer-best-girlfriend comic relief and Matthew's mad dash to stop the wedding. My favorite part of the movie is when Matthew says to a drunk-on-Heineken J.Lo that he knows all the curves of her face and that their night in the park (where NOTHING happened) was "the best night of [his] life." Wow, his life must have sucked! They just ate M&M and watched a sh*tty movie. Which I keep watching while eating M&Ms.
Friday, January 07, 2011
Countdown to Matrimony: Wedding Movie #22
The Wedding Planner: I've seen this so many times it's not a movie anymore--just shapes, voices, innuendo, penis knocked off statue, a mentally challenged Justin Chambers pre-Grey's Anatomy, Matthew McConaughey's thinning hair which is magically fuller for How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days, J.Lo's perfection, those little bitty bites she takes of her TV dinner, the slight girl-crush Dish develops each time on Brigitte Wilson-Sampras (whose husband also has thinning hair), the Judy Greer-best-girlfriend comic relief and Matthew's mad dash to stop the wedding. My favorite part of the movie is when Matthew says to a drunk-on-Heineken J.Lo that he knows all the curves of her face and that their night in the park (where NOTHING happened) was "the best night of [his] life." Wow, his life must have sucked! They just ate M&M and watched a sh*tty movie. Which I keep watching while eating M&Ms.
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