Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Wednesday's What Have I Done Tarot

5 of Pentacles: You just spent $5K on a very ugly handbag. Now, you're destitute and having lower back pain from carrying a heavy load. You're out on the street acting like a proud diva, pretending nothing's wrong. Suddenly, Lady Gaga appears. She's just been named #1 richest celebrity in Forbes, and she wants to give you a warm, soothing heating pad for your back, along with a new savings account. What do you do? You shriek at her like a bitter harpy.

You may feel like you're in dire straits or carrying the world on your shoulders, but the lesson of today is: If you see Lady Gaga on the road, let her take you to lunch.

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