Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Genitalia of the Stars

Dish has seen so many celebrity's parts, some through art, some through tawdry internet/sex tape postings. Tommy Lee, Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, Brad Pitt, Gwyneth Paltrow, Denise Richards, Colin Farrell, Sharon Stone, Eva Green, Viggo Mortensen, and now Anthony Weiner. Oh, and Huffpo is reporting that his wife is preggo.

Nic Cage's son Weston, who just got married, threw a mental hissy and was taken to hospital. Very sad. People are just falling apart...

...and entering the world anew. Longtime Dish-girl-crush Jennifer Connelly delivered a baby girl, Agnes Lark, via scheduled home water birth. Way to make a splash!

Our darling Duran Duran, it seems, has very specific requests for booze, according to The Smoking Gun. I know for sure that I'd request cases of Sprite, ice, straws, cake, a makeup artist, a mounted 42 inch television in every room, and at least one personal assistant. I would probably need two.

Right now, TG is losing his sh*t over a misplaced iPod (which happens often). I might need to sedate him. For now, he is watching Frasier.


HersheyKiss said...

Given Hershey's current geographic location, I have missed completely the whole Weiner Hullabaloo. In this case, I think ignorance is bliss. Still, I'd like to see at least half of many private parts as Dish. Can't blame a Kiss for wishing.

Dish Upon a Star said...

Wishes can become a reality. It's all on the internets.