Thursday, May 13, 2010
The Real Housewives of New York City
Dish is ready for this evening's festivities: Cupcakes, Countess LuAnn, Ramona Singer, Jill Zarin, Alex from Brooklyn, Kelly Bensimmon, Sonya Morgan, and Bethenny Frankel. These women are horrible to each other but I have to see them behave badly. It reminds me of that tried-and-true lesson: treat your neighbor like a donkey's a-hole and get away with it. You may be wondering why no real picture of these Skeletors. Pure paranoia--and someday the world will recognize my art for its genius. Plus, I figure this way of commemorating the stars that I adore is less invasive than following them like a papparazzo. The stars HATE being photographed. Whaddya think?
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Dish is a genius in every field of endeavor. Artists around the world are drooling with envy.
Thanks, Anonymous!
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