Star Sighting--Marisa Tomei!!!

Dish's friend "Trish" was at the Eugene O'Neill theater at 1:53 pm, prostituting herself for tickets to The Book of Mormon when in walks Marisa Tomei with a bevy of girlfriends. Cue secret cellphone pics from onlookers. Trish wanted to get a photo, but TrishBF forbade her (always wise). The report: Marisa was giggly, having fun with her friends, dressed down in T-shirt and shorts, hair in ponytail. Love Marisa!

I don't know how many of you are following Weinergate but Dish has been watching him like a hawk since an article about his maybe helping Russian models into the country somehow. No memory of details and this Twitter dick photo looks false, but something still stinks in the Netherlands. Kind of always liked him as a politician.

Speaking of false pics, the nude Blake Lively photos were fake and even Dish found them a little suspect. Oh wait, no, I did not see them. Not at all. Very sad to have anyone taint this precious bombshell's budding love with Leonardo DiCaprio. He is King of the World, ya know.

Keep praying hard for Simon Le Bon's precious vocal chords. He expresses his bitterness (speaking softly) in his blog post: http://www.duranduran.com/wordpress/2011/a-blog-from-simon-12/. Be well, precious Simon John Charles, because if you ain't better enough for NYC this year, heads will roll!

Donald Trump and Sarah Palin. Yeah, two powerhouses meeting for a well-publicized meal. I wish I could be a fly on the wall just to hear the ridiculousness. I'm sure it was taped.

Former female wrestler Chyna has a new sex tape. How the mighty have fallen. And I thought The Surreal Life was the last hurrah. She does seem to have had some good face work done.

More insight into Dish: Here is my gorgeous, talented cousin (in white), Paul Mercurio, playing with Bob Schneider. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLmrJVEIF7E.

Kim Kardashian wants to change her last name when she marries? Go for it. There are many reasons to change the name. Heroine transformation is fun. Maybe you aren't attached to your maiden name, as Dish wasn't. Sometimes the new last name sounds more interesting. Frankly, I like Kim's maiden name better than her soon-to-be married name but I embrace her switch. Dish was delighted to shed her last name. It's like it never existed.

Some shame: Dish just watched Bradley Cooper give an interview in French...and he speaks better French than I do. MUST BRUSH UP IMMEDIATELY. No time to blog. Off to read Rousseau!!!