In support of Damonetics--the new religion sweeping the country--I am immersing myself in All the Pretty Horses. Damonetics preaches adoration of Matt Damon but after twenty minutes and the endless equestrian focus, I'm ready to declare this a sh*t sandwich. Even with Billy Bob's involvement, I like Brokeback better. Maybe Henry Thomas and Matt Damon will make out--or at least lighten the thick accent so I can understand them. Sadly, this puts me on the Sacred Jihad List kept by the Pope of Damonetics.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
All the Sh*tty Horses
In support of Damonetics--the new religion sweeping the country--I am immersing myself in All the Pretty Horses. Damonetics preaches adoration of Matt Damon but after twenty minutes and the endless equestrian focus, I'm ready to declare this a sh*t sandwich. Even with Billy Bob's involvement, I like Brokeback better. Maybe Henry Thomas and Matt Damon will make out--or at least lighten the thick accent so I can understand them. Sadly, this puts me on the Sacred Jihad List kept by the Pope of Damonetics.
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