Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Fourth Sign of the Apocalypse

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!! When those lard-ass bikini pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt surfaced, I was so happy. They made me love her because Dish also has a monstrous backside and had recently splashed around in a frightening bikini. I didn't care who saw my fat freckled backside. But now, the Jennifer I love is gone and she's got Lollipop Head like all the stars. Why? I know, it's to get jobs, but still...doesn't she care about the little (jiggly) people like me?

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