Dish loves Perez Hilton's blog and it's always heartening when he displays John Mayer's douchiness. Ever since I saw the chanteur in the Swiss Army store, I've wanted to beat him up (terrible, I know) because he's hideous. I have a problem with "on sight" hatred. Some people make me clench my jaw and I can't bear to watch them: Dane Cook, Brian Dennehey, Nannette Fabray, Kim Kardashian, Carol Channing, and, I confess now, Russell Crowe. I want to love everyone but if you see me looking down at the ground, it's because I'm trying not to commit murder. Total insanity.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Shhhh. I'm right here but don't tell anyone
Dish loves Perez Hilton's blog and it's always heartening when he displays John Mayer's douchiness. Ever since I saw the chanteur in the Swiss Army store, I've wanted to beat him up (terrible, I know) because he's hideous. I have a problem with "on sight" hatred. Some people make me clench my jaw and I can't bear to watch them: Dane Cook, Brian Dennehey, Nannette Fabray, Kim Kardashian, Carol Channing, and, I confess now, Russell Crowe. I want to love everyone but if you see me looking down at the ground, it's because I'm trying not to commit murder. Total insanity.
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