Friday, August 29, 2008

Ps to Point Break Up

Maybe it's not so silly to use surfing as a break-up reason. I've had my share of sad excuses to dump people. Ex-BF 2, 9 and 16 dumped me because I was just too amazing*. Most ridiculous is Ex-BF 6 breaking up with me because I was pushing a shopping cart too fast*.

Poor Julia. If it's even true and I hope it isn't. I'd be so pissssssssssed for her.

*Code for "I wanna bang other people."

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