It's an odd couple but time has tested their love. Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart married in New Mexico. I hope they're happy and spend more time in my neighborhood.
Speaking of OMPs and marriage, what do you think about the allegations that Al Gore cheated on Tipper with Larry David's ex? The ex is gorgeous and into green things, so poor zipper control is understandable, but UNFORGIVEABLE. We expect these things from everyone but Al. This cheating is allegedly false but Dish maintains there was a catalyst to this separation. Just because you admire someone, doesn't mean you have to whip it out. We can all learn from Remains of the Day (if, like with Al's speech, you manage to stay awake).