Mariah is preggers.
Celine is preggers.
NYC Housewife Sonja Morgan was busted for DWI (tee hee).
Sheryl Crow adopted another kitty, I mean, child.
Bethenny Frankel lost 30 lbs in one month (no big whoop, Dish does that under extreme stress)
Chace Crawford was arrested for Mary Jane possession.
Orlando Bloom hsa dsylexai, oho al al!
Okay, I'm going to go back to staring at the ring on my finger. This engagement haze will go away I'm sure but given it's such a monumental life change, I'll enjoy it.