What would life be like without another open letter to Lindsay Lohan? It's how the stars communicate. Candy Spelling to her daughter. Michael Lohan to Lindsay. Now Perez to Lindsay. Why not send a letter through the US Post Office?
You know America is a great place when you see a movie in which Robert Klein plays J.Lo's gynecologist and Linda Lavin plays her grandmother. The Back-Up Plan is a little sucky but at least you reap the above mentioned nuggets. And you get to see J.Lo pee on a stick, which the dog eats and then vomits. Nestled in the chunks of canine spew is the stick which indicates J.Lo's pregnancy.
Dish bought Anaconda for $5.99 at Duane Reade. J.Lo's finest work aside from Out of Sight.