Wednesday, September 08, 2010

More Mercury

It's criminal that Dish should resort to leeching off Dishmama's Wi-fi while Verizon collects $$$ and doesn't fix the phone after four days. But do I ever complain? Probably not enough beyond passive-aggressive blogging.

Serendipiditelliously, in proper head-covering attire (and fabulous dark eyeshadow) Angelina Jolie visited flood victims in Pakistan. Keep helping others, AJ! It makes the Lindsays, Snookis and Mels look even more pathetic. Continuing upheaval on the housewives of New Jersey--who is coming/not coming back for another tacky season. The table-flipper might not return and we already know mentally challenged (as in IQ of below 80) Danielle is out of there. There are flutterings that Halle Berry may be canoodling with Unfaithful's Olivier Martinez. ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Via DVD, Dish did Jillian Michaels's butch yoga workout. She kept touching the other yoga girls to "fix their form" and repeated "that's my girl!" to the hot blonde. Who knew yoga could be so lesbionic and aerobic? As with her buns workout, Jillian kicked my butt.

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