JK!

Remember how Stephanie Seymour and her OMP were battling it out in court? Never mind! They decided she still wanted his bazillions and he still cherished her gazongas--I mean, they're still gaga in love! 20$ says more drama is in store. I'm bleeding from the eyes.

I've loathed The Situation for almost a year now but after last night's Dancing With the Stars, I can see his charm (miles beyond the Hasselhoff Freak Machine who was beyond creepy!). TS dances like a scarecrow but he looked as if he were having a blast. Jennifer Grey's dance flowed nicely and I might have shed a tear over the Swayze nostalgia. It's a little predictable, though, and I won't watch another episode.

Glee: love the new female football coach (played by Dot Jones)! Epic Sue. The new blond boy evokes Randy Harris in Queer As Folk. The common viewer would say Bieber, but I say Justin!