Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Countdown to Matrimony: Wedding Movie #13

In & Out: Rule #1, if your groom hasn't had sex with you in three years, he's gay or cheating. If he loves Barbra a lot, he's gay or just wants sex with Barbra. So how could these yokels not know that Kevin Kline was gay? Unless he didn't know it himself. In some ways, this story is dated. Times have changed a little bit about homosexuality. I feel bad for Joan Cusack's character who's tried to transform herself to be a bride and gets shat upon. Then, she gets someone better who loves her for who she is. It's all about loving whom you love. And gossiping with old women about a man with three testicles. This film doesn't prepare me for marriage so much as show me a fun situation, entertaining gay stereotypes and a kiss between Magnum PI and Kevin Kline. Just lovely.

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